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I'm famous!

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:32:30 GMT

Hey! Top Chef is being filmed at the M Resort in Las Vegas, NV. That's 3 minutes from my house! And then they shop at Whole Foods in Town Square. That's 10 minutes from my house! And that's where I always go to get boba.

Speaking of boba. There's bitches that work at Lolicup in Town Square. Lolicup serves boba. Bitches work there and give you attitude and get your order wrong and argue that you ordered something else when you yourself should know what you ordered cus you're the one ordering it. And then they stump your drink on the table and walk away without saying anything cus they're bitches like that.

But it's cool. I feel so famous that Top Chef is 3 minutes from me. Does that sound kinda lame? It's lame.

Random pic of me and Murph at the Venetian. Theres a black dot on my hair cus my camera got dust in it and I couldnt get it out but now it's out. Peace.

NBA Summer League

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:07:05 GMT

I dunno but sometimes i think people use the word "random" a little too much to describe non random things. Retards! Ok so random. Went to the NBA Summer League and Liz got chosen to dance on the court for a free tee shirt...

Oh.. Hello Mayweather. you boxer guy who doesn't wanna fight boxer Manny. (At 1:23!)

cute... i think. forget what you think.

Organ Doner

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:25:43 GMT

Argh. Donor not doner. What's wrong with me. I'm thinking of being an organ donor. That Law And Order episode about stolen kidneys and black-marketing really convinced me. I dunno why being an organ donor makes me nervous. Probably cus I'm afraid they're gonna take my kidneys out even when I'm not gonna die yet. Even more afriad to give my organs to someone of less significance. Y'know like murderers. Oh hey speaking of significance. If you've convinced yourself that there's nothing in your life that will be of any significance and/or that you'll never amount to anything in your life. Be an organ doner. Don't be greedy, someone better needs your kidney.

I am not a vulcan.

Fri, 29 May 2009 02:52:50 GMT

You'll come to find that this is all about ticks and perks.

CJ has this tick or perk that he does underwater. LOL.

He can't swim without having his left eye closed! Hehea I tried fixing it but he can't do it.

HAHA there he goes again

Me and CJ. Ok I'm done procrastinating. Back to doing research papers!

Am I a typical asian?

Wed, 20 May 2009 07:34:58 GMT

If I were given the choice to pick from 5 crayons (4 greens and one red), I would pick the red. ONLY cus it looks motha*%$*in lonely and it needs some nursing interventions. The other green crayons probably were bitches and made an outsider of the red who probably was previously green until all this childish commotion started going on and then I gotta pick it now cus it's motha*$%#in lonely man. F*%UI those green crayons man. F$*&* them! S'all about the red crayon in the end thas what i'm talking bout naw what i mean!

Dedicated to the infamous Jenny Babe

Wed, 20 May 2009 07:05:41 GMT

someone should invent colored contacts customized to be worn outside the eye.. feels like my eyeballs got bitch slapped with thick ass fingers today.

The Psych ward Part 1

Mon, 11 May 2009 06:47:23 GMT

Dang. why do hawt people gotta be all crazy.

what a dawg suppose to do to get some attention up in this beeyah..

Wed, 06 May 2009 23:17:05 GMT

sometimes during a class my mind would wander or i'd blank out. i have to be in the mood to wander though. i don't think i've ever had a wanderer's block like people do writing block. i guess cus it's way faster to delete and rephrase things in phases of wandering slash blanking out. actually i gues it's cus you wander and blank out by yourself. i mean you yourself blanks out and wanders and who else better knows yourself than yourself? i guess that's why. it'd just be wack as you go on meticulously editing your wandering and blanking outness. " I think i look like a hoe today. maybe i should've worn pants." EDIT: "I should've prevented myself from wearing this mini skirt in order to promote myself in a more professional manner. Instead, I should have clothed in a nice, crisp pair of slacks. beeyah.."

Jesus and Fridays.

Wed, 06 May 2009 05:13:58 GMT

Jesus died on a Friday? I cough when ppl say it's Good Friday. Crap I should've typed this Friday. Uh..so let's pretend it's Friday. I hate myself. I was out having a crunchy night out. when I was supposed to be at home reflecting. On life or whatever.

Swim Race: Toady vs. Murphy

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:21:57 GMT

Motha**#%ickin fish. I choke yo gills! Yo beeyah. I know, whatever Miss blackanese.